Domba hitam dan putih

Seorang gembala sedang menggembalakan dombanya. Seseorang yang lewat berkata, "Engkau punya kawanan domba yang bagus. Bolehkan saya
tanya tentang domba-domba itu?"
"Tentu," kata gembala itu.
Orang itu berkata, "Berapa jauh domba-dombamu berjalan setiap hari?"
"Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?"
"Yang putih."
"Ah, yang putih berjalan sekitar enam kilometer setiap hari."
"Dan yang hitam?"
"Yang hitam juga."
"Dan berapa banyak rumput yang mereka makan setiap hari?"
"Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?"
"Yang putih."
"Ah, yang putih makan sekitar empat keranjang rumput setiap hari."
"Dan yang hitam?"
"Yang hitam juga."
"Dan berapa banyak bulu yang mereka hasilkan setiap tahun?"
"Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?"
"Yang putih."
"Ah menurut perkiraan saya, yang putih menghasilkan sekitar enam pon
bulu setiap tahun kalau mereka dicukur."
"Dan yang hitam?"
"Yang hitam juga."
Lalu orang yang bertanya menjadi penasaran.
"Bolehkah saya bertanya, mengapa engkau mempunyai kebiasaan yang
aneh, membedakan dombamu menjadi domba putih dan hitam setiap kali
engkau menjawab pertanyaanku?"
Gembala itu menjawab, "Tentu saja. Yang putih kan milik saya."
"Ooo, dan yang hitam?"
"Yang hitam juga."

Passenger vs Cop

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The cop answers, "You're in Texas, Son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready
when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy,
"I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me! "

Look Bubba

This story happened about a month ago in a little town in Louisiana, and even when it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale it's real.
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm.
The night passed slowly and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom.
It slowly crept toward him and stopped. Reflexively, the guy gets into the car and closes the door, then realized that there was nobody behind the wheel.
The car slowly starts moving again. The guy is terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy sees that the car is slowly approaching a sharp curve. The guy starts to pray, begging for his life, sure the ghost car will go off the road and he will plunge to his death when, just before the curve, a hand appears thru the window and turns the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.
Paralyzed with terror, the guy watches the hand re-appear every time they reach a curve.
Finally, the guy gathers his wits and leaps from the car, and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he goes to a bar and, voice quavering, orders two shots of whiskey, and tells everybody about his horrible, supernatural experience. A silence envelopes everybody when they realize the guy is apparently sane and not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked in the same bar. One says to the other, "Look Bubba, that's the idiot that rode in our car when we were pushing it."